Hindi SMS Jokes

Papa kahte hai beta padhai
karke kuchh bano to bura lagta hai,
par yahi baat jab Girlfriend kehti
hai to lagta hai care karti hai.






Agar Logon Ko aapse koi Problem Hai..
To Hamesha Yaad rakhiye..
Ki..
Yeh Unka Problem Hai,
Aapka Nahi..!!
Enjoy life...






Khuda & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karn CHAHIYE..
Khuda naraj,ap doctor ke pas aur doctor naraj
to aap khuda ke pas..es liye dono ko khush rakho...




munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi
sheila ki jawani nayi umang layi
ab na rahi meethi ras-malai
jab se aayi hai hai JALEBI BAI

Golden words:
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Chhod na,
Kaun sa hum log follow karne wale hain..!!

DEDICATE TO ENGG....
Yahan bhi hoga vahan bhi hoga ab tooh sare jahan main hoga
Kya????...
ASSIGNMENT KA JALWA
JALWA!!!
JALWA!!!...

SriSri_GYAN_SUTRA: Zindagi Me Achhe Logo
Ki Talash Na Karo..! Khud Achhe Ban
Jao...Tumse Milke Shayad Kisi Ki Talash
Puri Ho Jaye!! Jai Guru Dev

Kbi kisi ka sath mat chodna, Ye sochkr ki
uske pas kch ni h,tumhe dene k liye.. Bas
ye sochkr uska sath nibhana ki uske pas
kch ni h tumhare siva khone k liye..

Aapke hoto ki hasi aap se kabhi na
chute.Jindgi me koi aap se kabhi na
ruthe.Ho aap pe kismat itna meharban ki
tare v aap ki margi se tute..

Chahat h k apko mayusi ki sikayat na
mile,aansuo ko apke ankho me izazat na
mile,itni khusiya bhar jaye daman me apke
ki apko rone ki bhi fursat na mile...

B4 Going 2 Toilet IMRAN HASHMI "lagi lagi lagi"
wen he is in Toilet "1 bar aaja aja"
after Toilet he sing "juda ho k b tu mujme abhi baki h"..

be honest while ur ans??
Meri koi ek achi or koi buri aadat
Batane ki koi zarurat nahi
Besharmo pehle apni burayi dekho...

Jab safar hi safar ki manzil h subah ka intezar kya

 karna Manzile khwab ban ke reh jaye itna bister se Pyar kya karna
Moral
Uth Nalayak

all india radio ka samachar -- aaj jor ki dhup niklegi, nanga hoke sare kapre dho lo.

Hum Pagal Unke Piche, Wo Pagal Kisi aur ke Piche..
Loi aur Pagal Aapke Piche, Aap Pagal Kisi aur ke Piche..
Ha Ha Ha... Sare Pagal Aage Piche..

hamney pyar me vo sab kiya jo vo chahti thi.unhoney kaha ki hamey tumharey best
friend se pyar ho gaya hai.aur humney un dono ki shadi me waiter ka Roll nibha diya:

agar billi se chuhe ko pyar ho jye to chuha kse izhar krega . . . . . . . . HO BILLO RANI KHO TO ABHI JAN DE DO

Samundar ki gili ret par 1Boy ne apne sath bethi girl se pucha,Tum bolti kyu Nhi?
Wo palke jhuka muskrayi aur Ret par likhi-Muh me Gutka hai...

Khushi ap ki zindigi se kahbi jaye na...
Gham ap ki ankhoon may kabhi aaye na....
Pura ho ap k har khawab....
Aur jo pura na ho wo khawab khabhi ap ko aaye na....

Dosto ek baat ne muje kal raat sone nahi diya,
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Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bo 80+90 pure 100,par 100 kese
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170 hone chahiye na
"JAGO GRAHAK JAGO"

Ek hum hai jo roj sms karte hai aur ek aap

 hai jiska sms world cup ki tarah 4saal me ek baar ata hai.

Chalo utho or upar chat pe jao
Apne dono hat upar utao
lambi sans lo
or
ab puri takat se chillao
"kUKDUK KOOOO"
Sabko jagao
Gudmrng

D most serious Qs. in a grl's mind..
Evry grl in d world thinks abt it every day..
"MERE PASS TOH KAPDE HI NAHI HAI!
AAJ MAI KYA PEHNU"...JSK

boy hotel mein- kya khaogi dear
girl- samose .
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aur fsao dehati lrkiaan

raah me ussey mulakat jo hui
dil ne kaha kyu door ho haumse
dimaag ne kaha door hi rahney de
beta tere pass balance  kam hai

Mujse Koi Galti Ho Gayi Hai Kya?
Pichle 1 Hafte Se Muje ignore Kar Rahe Ho,
Plz Aisa Mat Karo
Tumhara Pyara
"SAABUN"
plz Naha Lo

KON kehta hai INDIA me JOB nahi mlti..
Ye lo-
JHADOO

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AUR
Apne carrier ka aghaz kro

Ae Khuda Mere Is Dost Ko
Hathi Ki Takat
Sher Ki Awaz
Chite Ki Speed
Or Hiran Sa Sundar Rup De
Baki
GADHE
Ka Dimag To Uske Pass He Hi

mere aukat se bdker mujay kuch na demere khuda !!zarurat

 se ziyada roshni bhi aadmi ko andha bana deti hai

ek dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfrnd ke liye shayari likhi-
phoolo ka raja,
baharo ka shahjada,
dil tod kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA..

Subah sam tumko yaad karte hain,sitaro mein tumhe dekha hain,magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat ana coz hamein bhooton se bahut dur lagte h

Naam Sunte Hi Mobile Hilne Lagta H Na..
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Agar Hila Nahi To...

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Vibration Mode Me Rahko...
Fir MSG send Karta Hu..