Madam-Kaha hai copy kaha hai pen? Boy-jabse tumhe dekha hai,kya copy aur kya pen,tere mast-mast do nain,mere dil ka le gaye chain...!
DOST NE KAHA EXAM ME "5TH ANS BTAO!" DOST NE KAHA EXAM ME"5TH ANS BTAO!" MAINE KAHA.. MELODY KHAO OR KHUD JAAN JAO:-!
Define ghanta . . 1din ka 24ghanta usme 8sone k 8college k 2 ghumne k 2 khane pine k 2fb k 2mom-dad tt k padhi k liye bacha kya?
Chaand Pe Aapka Naam Likhne Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Pehli Baat To Je Ke Mera Haath Nahi Jata Hai, Doosri Baat Yeh Ke Yeh Kheyaal Hamesha Dupehar Me He Aata Hai..
Dharam pita:-Not real father Dharam bhai:-Not real brother Dharam bahen:-Not real sister Phir..... Dharam patni:-Real wife kyun?
('_') ('_' ) ( '_') ('_') ('_' ) ( '_') Ye Aankhein aaj bhi us kamine ko talaash rahi hai jisne kaha tha-Sarkari naukari mein aaraam hota he..
Us insan par bharosa karo jo tumhari 3 baate jaan sake... 1-Muskurahat ke pichhe dukh 2-Gusse ke pichhe pyar 3-Chup rehne ke pichhe vajah.
DUR Se Dekha to 'Books' thi... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . to Pas Jane ka to Sawal hi Paida Nahi hota !
Anay Wali Eid Ul Fiter Mubarak Ho... Allah Kare Ye Apki Akhri Eid Ho. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wife / Husband K Begair Yar .. Aameen
Q: Why Do We See "Ye Sab Maa Ki Dua Hy" Written On Truck n Buses .. ? . .... . . Because CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually The Result 0F "Baap Ka Paisa"
I LOVE YOU . . . . .... . . . . . . . . Ki Spelling Check Kar Rha Tha Log Pata Nhi Kya Samjh Lete Hein
Suppose You Are Beautiful . . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Kamal Krtay Ho Panday G :-)
Yadon aur Vadon mein kya fark hein.... . Bas itna he.... . Vadon ko insaan tod deta hai.. aur . Yadein insaan ko tod deti hai.
Shaadi Shudha murgi jab mathe par sindoor lagati hai, Usse kya kehte hai????? . . . . . . "Chicken TIKKA.." hahahaha.... Duniya ka sabse bada atankwadi hamla: Kisi ka mobile lo. Phone book aur Inbox me ja k "delete all" kar do.. Fir uska chehra dekho aur thoda sa muskura do...
In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. Blue Red White Pink Black Sea green Sky blue Aur mere liye eid ka suit silwa kar bhej dain.. Shukriya.
1 baat puchun? Mazaq my mat talna Gol mol jawab nhi chlega Daiko kuch baten zndgi my bht ehm hoti han Sch sch batao . . . IS EID PE NAHAO Gy?
Yaad h tumhe vo school k din? Hum kitna khelte the Bate karte the Jhagdte the haste the Rote the Nhi yad? Kaise yad hoga hm ek school me kha padhte the Hehehe
urtey parindo ko koi kaid nahi kar sakta....... jo apne hotey hai woh khud hi lout aate hai....
jangal me rehta saap hai, wah wah,, jangal me rehta saap hai,, ye anna hajare to rajnikant ka bhi baap hai,,,,
Excelent Mind, Khubsurat Chehra, Mithi Aawaj, Maasum Aankhe, Perfect Personality, Khush Mijaj Andaj, Ye To Hui Meri Baat, OR BATAO Kaise Ho Aap..
Stomach upset hai Golgappe kaise Khaoge...wah....wah...B-) .. Stomach upset hai Golgappe kaise Khaoge.... Tum to thahre pardeshi sath kya nibhaoge..:-Dhehehehe
Agar Aurat Char Din Ghar Mein Na rahe To Ghar Ki Kya Halat Hoti Hein YE Koi.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CONGRESS Party Se Puche.
Meri har khata ko maaf kar dena doston.. . . . . . . . . . Ye Soch Kar... . . . . . . . . . . . . Key Tum Kon Sa Sarif Ho.
Speciality of girls shimla - cute, bangalore- stylish, mumbai- hot, kashmir- sweet, punjab- bindaas, n DELHI- kuch ho na ho, par maa kasam "ATTITUDE" ki koi kami ni h....;)
AAJ MAIN has has kar pagal ho gaya,, kyonki.... mujhe aaj ek ladki ne kaha ki usne kabhi kisi ko DHOKHA naHi diya..
Jeevan ka sabse bada Rog.. 'Kya kahenge log Kisi ki burai talash karne wale ki misaal us makkhi si hai.. jo pura khubsurat jism chhodkar sirf Zakhm par baithti hai.
Tajub hain, AAp jaise smart log bhi road k kinare kator lekar khade hote hain... . . . . . Akhir kyun? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Sirf Do Char Golgappo K Liye.
Baap ne kaha ghar chod do,Maa ne kaha Paro ko chod do,Paro ne kaha daru chod do,Ek di ayega jab girlfriend kahegi:- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bhaiya, In Bacho ko school chod do.
Job bhi bhagwan se kuch mango to Dimag nahi,NASIB Mangna... kyon ki Maine 'Dimag walo 'ko' 'nasib walo' ke yaha 'KAAM' karte Dekha hai...
Bhagwan ne Aurat ko khubsurat banaya, Ghar k kaam ka hunar diya, Chanhal banaya, Pyar bhara dil diya, . . . Fir... . . . . . . . . . Juban dekar... . Sab kiye karaye par paani pher diya.
Jaat ka dukh: Koi aankhon se baat kar leve h Koi isaaroon se baat kar leve h Par pareshaaniiii toh tabb ho jati h Jabb koi chorii english may baat kr leve h ;)
Sapere k petare me band rahta saap hai, sapere k petare me band rahata saap hai, ACP says:- Daya mujhe lagta hai khoon me isi ka haath hai.
Arz kiya hai - Darvaja khola to saap nikla . . Darvaja khola to saap nikla . ACP bola Daya, ye Anna hazare to rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla.....
Like or love me kya different hai.... Kisi me kuch achchai dikhe aur wo pasand aaye wo Like and kisime me burai fir bhi pasand aaye wo love….
phool khilte rahen jinjagi ki raah mai haseen chamaktee rahen appki nigaah mai kadam kadam per milen khusi ki bahaar appko dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar appko
HAMARE YAHAA Naya, Purana, Achha, Kharab, Taaza, Baasi, Tuta Futa, .. SABHI Prakar ke SMS Swikar Kiye Jaate Hai. .. BHEJTE RAHO.. . . NOTE : Hamari Dusri Koi Branch Nahi Hai
i dont know how important person i m in ur life but i just hope dat when i die, for a moment u hv tears in ur ees nd u say "UTH NA YAR MAJAK MAT KAR"
Arz hai Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi wah wah Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali aayegi U baith k toilet mai zor lagane se kya faida
15 aug aa raha hai tumhare pas manmohan ya soniya ka call aayega ... tumse mera no. mange toh mat dena plz mei kitni bar jau chief guest ban ke.
Arz Hai.. Bas IsLiye Meine Mehfilo Me Jaana Chhod Diya Ae DOSTON Koi Ye Na Puchh Le Ki Aur, Padhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai....
Smart log ye kyo kehte hai ki "Mai abi busy hu" .....socho ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Baad me btaynge... "Me abi busy hu."
DON KA INTJAR TO 11 COLLEGE KI GIRL KAR RAHI HAI MAGAR.... DON KA COLLEGE JANA MUSHKIL HI NAHI BALKI NAMUNKIN HAI KYONKI.... DON 10+2 FAIL HAI
I'm desperately trying to find out who those 4 people so interested in my life...... Saala har tym papa keeps saying 'char log dekhenge to kya bolege' My Negetive Point.. Pehli Mulakaat Me Log Mujhe Galat Samaz Lete Hain My Positive Point.. Dusri Mulakaat Me Mai Logon Ko Galat Saabit Kar Deta Hu.
Oh! Shit...!! Are Paap Ho Gaya Aisa Nahi Hona Tha Bahut Badi Galati Ho Gayi OH GOD....!! Ye Kya Ho Gya Mujhse Itne Busy Insaan Ko MSG Send Ho GaYa.
i told my dad that i want a blackberry or an apple he replied aam ka season hai beta aam kha
;?;?; ?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),, Aapke sms ke Intezar me chupchap baithe hain. Bhej rahe ho ya shor machaye
India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja? Media?? Internet?? Nahi 1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen Ache Se Ache Bache Ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hen
Amazing Truth * * * * ...* * * * * * * Agar Aap Ko Kisi K Bhi Lagatar Msgs Aa Rahe Hyn Tou Samajh Le'n K Us Ki Light Gayi Hui Hy
Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But Running Away From Them Makes For An Excellent .... . . . Cardio Workout. . . =P =D Har Bar Philosophy Achi Nahi Lagti ..
Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah. Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-) Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor "Girls"
Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai Na Jane Kon Bahir Se Washroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya.:-P (',)/ KHOL OYE ...<(,) Tera Mera Mazak Nai Aey
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