Hindi SMS Jokes

Papa kahte hai beta padhai
karke kuchh bano to bura lagta hai,
par yahi baat jab Girlfriend kehti
hai to lagta hai care karti hai.






Agar Logon Ko aapse koi Problem Hai..
To Hamesha Yaad rakhiye..
Ki..
Yeh Unka Problem Hai,
Aapka Nahi..!!
Enjoy life...






Khuda & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karn CHAHIYE..
Khuda naraj,ap doctor ke pas aur doctor naraj
to aap khuda ke pas..es liye dono ko khush rakho...




munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi
sheila ki jawani nayi umang layi
ab na rahi meethi ras-malai
jab se aayi hai hai JALEBI BAI

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Chhod na,
Kaun sa hum log follow karne wale hain..!!

DEDICATE TO ENGG....
Yahan bhi hoga vahan bhi hoga ab tooh sare jahan main hoga
Kya????...
ASSIGNMENT KA JALWA
JALWA!!!
JALWA!!!...

SriSri_GYAN_SUTRA: Zindagi Me Achhe Logo
Ki Talash Na Karo..! Khud Achhe Ban
Jao...Tumse Milke Shayad Kisi Ki Talash
Puri Ho Jaye!! Jai Guru Dev

Kbi kisi ka sath mat chodna, Ye sochkr ki
uske pas kch ni h,tumhe dene k liye.. Bas
ye sochkr uska sath nibhana ki uske pas
kch ni h tumhare siva khone k liye..

Aapke hoto ki hasi aap se kabhi na
chute.Jindgi me koi aap se kabhi na
ruthe.Ho aap pe kismat itna meharban ki
tare v aap ki margi se tute..

Chahat h k apko mayusi ki sikayat na
mile,aansuo ko apke ankho me izazat na
mile,itni khusiya bhar jaye daman me apke
ki apko rone ki bhi fursat na mile...

B4 Going 2 Toilet IMRAN HASHMI "lagi lagi lagi"
wen he is in Toilet "1 bar aaja aja"
after Toilet he sing "juda ho k b tu mujme abhi baki h"..

be honest while ur ans??
Meri koi ek achi or koi buri aadat
Batane ki koi zarurat nahi
Besharmo pehle apni burayi dekho...

Jab safar hi safar ki manzil h subah ka intezar kya

 karna Manzile khwab ban ke reh jaye itna bister se Pyar kya karna
Moral
Uth Nalayak

all india radio ka samachar -- aaj jor ki dhup niklegi, nanga hoke sare kapre dho lo.

Hum Pagal Unke Piche, Wo Pagal Kisi aur ke Piche..
Loi aur Pagal Aapke Piche, Aap Pagal Kisi aur ke Piche..
Ha Ha Ha... Sare Pagal Aage Piche..

hamney pyar me vo sab kiya jo vo chahti thi.unhoney kaha ki hamey tumharey best
friend se pyar ho gaya hai.aur humney un dono ki shadi me waiter ka Roll nibha diya:

agar billi se chuhe ko pyar ho jye to chuha kse izhar krega . . . . . . . . HO BILLO RANI KHO TO ABHI JAN DE DO

Samundar ki gili ret par 1Boy ne apne sath bethi girl se pucha,Tum bolti kyu Nhi?
Wo palke jhuka muskrayi aur Ret par likhi-Muh me Gutka hai...

Khushi ap ki zindigi se kahbi jaye na...
Gham ap ki ankhoon may kabhi aaye na....
Pura ho ap k har khawab....
Aur jo pura na ho wo khawab khabhi ap ko aaye na....

Dosto ek baat ne muje kal raat sone nahi diya,
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Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bo 80+90 pure 100,par 100 kese
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170 hone chahiye na
"JAGO GRAHAK JAGO"

Ek hum hai jo roj sms karte hai aur ek aap

 hai jiska sms world cup ki tarah 4saal me ek baar ata hai.

Chalo utho or upar chat pe jao
Apne dono hat upar utao
lambi sans lo
or
ab puri takat se chillao
"kUKDUK KOOOO"
Sabko jagao
Gudmrng

D most serious Qs. in a grl's mind..
Evry grl in d world thinks abt it every day..
"MERE PASS TOH KAPDE HI NAHI HAI!
AAJ MAI KYA PEHNU"...JSK

boy hotel mein- kya khaogi dear
girl- samose .
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aur fsao dehati lrkiaan

raah me ussey mulakat jo hui
dil ne kaha kyu door ho haumse
dimaag ne kaha door hi rahney de
beta tere pass balance  kam hai

Mujse Koi Galti Ho Gayi Hai Kya?
Pichle 1 Hafte Se Muje ignore Kar Rahe Ho,
Plz Aisa Mat Karo
Tumhara Pyara
"SAABUN"
plz Naha Lo

KON kehta hai INDIA me JOB nahi mlti..
Ye lo-
JHADOO

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AUR
Apne carrier ka aghaz kro

Ae Khuda Mere Is Dost Ko
Hathi Ki Takat
Sher Ki Awaz
Chite Ki Speed
Or Hiran Sa Sundar Rup De
Baki
GADHE
Ka Dimag To Uske Pass He Hi

mere aukat se bdker mujay kuch na demere khuda !!zarurat

 se ziyada roshni bhi aadmi ko andha bana deti hai

ek dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfrnd ke liye shayari likhi-
phoolo ka raja,
baharo ka shahjada,
dil tod kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA..

Subah sam tumko yaad karte hain,sitaro mein tumhe dekha hain,magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat ana coz hamein bhooton se bahut dur lagte h

Naam Sunte Hi Mobile Hilne Lagta H Na..
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Agar Hila Nahi To...

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Vibration Mode Me Rahko...
Fir MSG send Karta Hu..

Funny SMS

Kya dost,tum hamesa pragnant hi rahete ho?Soch rahe ho kyun aisa bol raha hu? Main jabvi tumhe SMS vejta hoon tumhara delivary report aa jata hai!

Madam-Kaha hai copy kaha hai pen? Boy-jabse tumhe dekha hai,kya copy aur kya pen,tere mast-mast do nain,mere dil ka le gaye chain...!

DOST NE KAHA EXAM ME "5TH ANS BTAO!" DOST NE KAHA EXAM ME"5TH ANS BTAO!" MAINE KAHA.. MELODY KHAO OR KHUD JAAN JAO:-!


Define ghanta . . 1din ka 24ghanta usme 8sone k 8college k 2 ghumne k 2 khane pine k 2fb k 2mom-dad tt k padhi k liye bacha kya?


Chaand Pe Aapka Naam Likhne Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Pehli Baat To Je Ke Mera Haath Nahi Jata Hai, Doosri Baat Yeh Ke Yeh Kheyaal Hamesha Dupehar Me He Aata Hai..


Dharam pita:-Not real father Dharam bhai:-Not real brother Dharam bahen:-Not real sister Phir..... Dharam patni:-Real wife kyun?


('_') ('_' ) ( '_') ('_') ('_' ) ( '_') Ye Aankhein aaj bhi us kamine ko talaash rahi hai jisne kaha tha-Sarkari naukari mein aaraam hota he..


Us insan par bharosa karo jo tumhari 3 baate jaan sake... 1-Muskurahat ke pichhe dukh 2-Gusse ke pichhe pyar 3-Chup rehne ke pichhe vajah.


DUR Se Dekha to 'Books' thi... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . to Pas Jane ka to Sawal hi Paida Nahi hota !


Anay Wali Eid Ul Fiter Mubarak Ho... Allah Kare Ye Apki Akhri Eid Ho. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wife / Husband K Begair Yar .. Aameen


Q: Why Do We See "Ye Sab Maa Ki Dua Hy" Written On Truck n Buses .. ? . .... . . Because CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually The Result 0F "Baap Ka Paisa"


I LOVE YOU . . . . .... . . . . . . . . Ki Spelling Check Kar Rha Tha Log Pata Nhi Kya Samjh Lete Hein


Suppose You Are Beautiful . . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Kamal Krtay Ho Panday G :-)


Yadon aur Vadon mein kya fark hein.... . Bas itna he.... . Vadon ko insaan tod deta hai.. aur . Yadein insaan ko tod deti hai.


Shaadi Shudha murgi jab mathe par sindoor lagati hai, Usse kya kehte hai????? . . . . . . "Chicken TIKKA.." hahahaha.... Duniya ka sabse bada atankwadi hamla: Kisi ka mobile lo. Phone book aur Inbox me ja k "delete all" kar do.. Fir uska chehra dekho aur thoda sa muskura do...


In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. Blue Red White Pink Black Sea green Sky blue Aur mere liye eid ka suit silwa kar bhej dain.. Shukriya.


1 baat puchun? Mazaq my mat talna Gol mol jawab nhi chlega Daiko kuch baten zndgi my bht ehm hoti han Sch sch batao . . . IS EID PE NAHAO Gy?


Yaad h tumhe vo school k din? Hum kitna khelte the Bate karte the Jhagdte the haste the Rote the Nhi yad? Kaise yad hoga hm ek school me kha padhte the Hehehe


urtey parindo ko koi kaid nahi kar sakta....... jo apne hotey hai woh khud hi lout aate hai....


jangal me rehta saap hai, wah wah,, jangal me rehta saap hai,, ye anna hajare to rajnikant ka bhi baap hai,,,,


Excelent Mind, Khubsurat Chehra, Mithi Aawaj, Maasum Aankhe, Perfect Personality, Khush Mijaj Andaj, Ye To Hui Meri Baat, OR BATAO Kaise Ho Aap..


Stomach upset hai Golgappe kaise Khaoge...wah....wah...B-) .. Stomach upset hai Golgappe kaise Khaoge.... Tum to thahre pardeshi sath kya nibhaoge..:-Dhehehehe


Agar Aurat Char Din Ghar Mein Na rahe To Ghar Ki Kya Halat Hoti Hein YE Koi.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CONGRESS Party Se Puche.


Meri har khata ko maaf kar dena doston.. . . . . . . . . . Ye Soch Kar... . . . . . . . . . . . . Key Tum Kon Sa Sarif Ho.


Speciality of girls shimla - cute, bangalore- stylish, mumbai- hot, kashmir- sweet, punjab- bindaas, n DELHI- kuch ho na ho, par maa kasam "ATTITUDE" ki koi kami ni h....;)


AAJ MAIN has has kar pagal ho gaya,, kyonki.... mujhe aaj ek ladki ne kaha ki usne kabhi kisi ko DHOKHA naHi diya..


Jeevan ka sabse bada Rog.. 'Kya kahenge log Kisi ki burai talash karne wale ki misaal us makkhi si hai.. jo pura khubsurat jism chhodkar sirf Zakhm par baithti hai.


Tajub hain, AAp jaise smart log bhi road k kinare kator lekar khade hote hain... . . . . . Akhir kyun? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Sirf Do Char Golgappo K Liye.


Baap ne kaha ghar chod do,Maa ne kaha Paro ko chod do,Paro ne kaha daru chod do,Ek di ayega jab girlfriend kahegi:- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bhaiya, In Bacho ko school chod do.


Job bhi bhagwan se kuch mango to Dimag nahi,NASIB Mangna... kyon ki Maine 'Dimag walo 'ko' 'nasib walo' ke yaha 'KAAM' karte Dekha hai...


Bhagwan ne Aurat ko khubsurat banaya, Ghar k kaam ka hunar diya, Chanhal banaya, Pyar bhara dil diya, . . . Fir... . . . . . . . . . Juban dekar... . Sab kiye karaye par paani pher diya.


Jaat ka dukh: Koi aankhon se baat kar leve h Koi isaaroon se baat kar leve h Par pareshaaniiii toh tabb ho jati h Jabb koi chorii english may baat kr leve h ;)


Sapere k petare me band rahta saap hai, sapere k petare me band rahata saap hai, ACP says:- Daya mujhe lagta hai khoon me isi ka haath hai.


Arz kiya hai - Darvaja khola to saap nikla . . Darvaja khola to saap nikla . ACP bola Daya, ye Anna hazare to rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla.....


Like or love me kya different hai.... Kisi me kuch achchai dikhe aur wo pasand aaye wo Like and kisime me burai fir bhi pasand aaye wo love….


phool khilte rahen jinjagi ki raah mai haseen chamaktee rahen appki nigaah mai kadam kadam per milen khusi ki bahaar appko dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar appko


HAMARE YAHAA Naya, Purana, Achha, Kharab, Taaza, Baasi, Tuta Futa, .. SABHI Prakar ke SMS Swikar Kiye Jaate Hai. .. BHEJTE RAHO.. . . NOTE : Hamari Dusri Koi Branch Nahi Hai


i dont know how important person i m in ur life but i just hope dat when i die, for a moment u hv tears in ur ees nd u say "UTH NA YAR MAJAK MAT KAR"


Arz hai Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi wah wah Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali aayegi U baith k toilet mai zor lagane se kya faida


15 aug aa raha hai tumhare pas manmohan ya soniya ka call aayega ... tumse mera no. mange toh mat dena plz mei kitni bar jau chief guest ban ke.


Arz Hai.. Bas IsLiye Meine Mehfilo Me Jaana Chhod Diya Ae DOSTON Koi Ye Na Puchh Le Ki Aur, Padhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai....


Smart log ye kyo kehte hai ki "Mai abi busy hu" .....socho ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Baad me btaynge... "Me abi busy hu."


DON KA INTJAR TO 11 COLLEGE KI GIRL KAR RAHI HAI MAGAR.... DON KA COLLEGE JANA MUSHKIL HI NAHI BALKI NAMUNKIN HAI KYONKI.... DON 10+2 FAIL HAI


I'm desperately trying to find out who those 4 people so interested in my life...... Saala har tym papa keeps saying 'char log dekhenge to kya bolege' My Negetive Point.. Pehli Mulakaat Me Log Mujhe Galat Samaz Lete Hain My Positive Point.. Dusri Mulakaat Me Mai Logon Ko Galat Saabit Kar Deta Hu.


Oh! Shit...!! Are Paap Ho Gaya Aisa Nahi Hona Tha Bahut Badi Galati Ho Gayi OH GOD....!! Ye Kya Ho Gya Mujhse Itne Busy Insaan Ko MSG Send Ho GaYa.


i told my dad that i want a blackberry or an apple he replied aam ka season hai beta aam kha


;?;?; ?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),, Aapke sms ke Intezar me chupchap baithe hain. Bhej rahe ho ya shor machaye


India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja? Media?? Internet?? Nahi 1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen Ache Se Ache Bache Ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hen


Amazing Truth * * * * ...* * * * * * * Agar Aap Ko Kisi K Bhi Lagatar Msgs Aa Rahe Hyn Tou Samajh Le'n K Us Ki Light Gayi Hui Hy


Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But Running Away From Them Makes For An Excellent .... . . . Cardio Workout. . . =P =D Har Bar Philosophy Achi Nahi Lagti ..


Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah. Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-) Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor "Girls"


Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai Na Jane Kon Bahir Se Washroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya.:-P (',)/ KHOL OYE ...<(,) Tera Mera Mazak Nai Aey